Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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