yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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