I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize