is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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