spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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