do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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