My nipple is on Facebook.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You have to summon your inner elephant
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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