I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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