is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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