Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
