You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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