"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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