i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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