we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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