what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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