It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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