forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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