Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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