It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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