This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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