Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I believe in your delicious
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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