i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
