I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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