And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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