PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
