My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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