my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
third nipple confirmed
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
