We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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