Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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