if only i could text you this smell
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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