are you still at the devil's house?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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