We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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