What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
3 2 1 whiskey
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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