at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
