You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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