i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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