So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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