i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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