You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize