That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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