I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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