they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You did what with his pubic hair?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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