id be glad to
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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