yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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