Dual....:-)
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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