on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
People in love make me want to vomit
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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