the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We have started to decorate penises.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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