She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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