nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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