Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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