why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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