I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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