At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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