Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Randomize
