i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The air taste purple.
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