she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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