these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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