have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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